The Sea is foaming like a bottle of beer

The wave is comin' but I ain't got no fear

I'm waxin' down so that I'll go real fast

I'm waxin' down because it's really a blast

I'm goin' surfin' cuz I don't like your face

I'm bailin' out because I hate the race

of Ratts that run Round and Round in the maze

I'm goin' surfin', I'm goin' surfin'



You take your car to work

I'll take my board

And when you're out of fuel

I'm still afloat



My buddies and the hunnies all come along

They seem invincible as they surf along

The sea is rollin' like a thousand pound keg

We've goin' surfin', we're goin' surfin'



You take your car to work

I'll take my board

And when you're out of fuel

I'm still afloat



All along the undertow is strengthening its hold

I never thought it'd come to this

Now I can never go home